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I pray to God for free parking spots
I never ask for a lot
but after a few Chantré shots
I pray to go out more
to small talk again around sex bar stools
and get to know people with garden pools
in such places to make out with therapists
who‘d take me on dates to their favourite boutiques
and offer me free first counseling there
the session I guess I would call in sick
because we‘d both just sit still and stare
like he‘s rubbing his tired eyes
swallowing my own vomits behind the mask
squeezing a ball with crumbled tissues
homo sapiens domesticus issues
and then there are territorial instincts
grunting in the pedestrian precincts
as I saddle up my undertaker‘s horses
to the funeral wreath binding courses

David Lindert, Free First Therapy, 2021